Rashida Jones was caught dragging her ass across the ground in the disgusting photo above.
Clearly Rashida has contracted tapeworms, probably after swallowing some worm-infested fleas, and is now scooting her butt on the carpet to show her discomfort.
Rashida Jones’ owner would be wise to check Rashida for tiny rice-like tapeworm segments around her anus, and if found administer tapeworm oral medication posthaste.
Victoria Justice nude cell phone pictures have just leaked to the Web!
As you can see in the leaked cell phone photos below, Victoria Justice’s “good girl” Nickelodeon image was just an act, and deep down she is like any unmarried woman without a firm Muslim hand to guide her… a degenerate whore.
This is just the beginning as more and more Victoria Justice naked pictures are leaking online as we speak. When will it stop? No one knows, but considering how depraved Victoria Justice is it could certainly take until the next harvest moon before we see them all.
Here are the Eliza Dushku’s pictures from Complex Magazine.
These photos of Eliza look like they were taken in the 70’s, at a house that they film porn in. So needless to say there is an added sexiness factor to them. Now if they would just release the pics of Eliza Dushku’s lush bush getting railed by some guy with a mustache I’d be set.
Emma Watson will certainly get much more work in heathen Hollywood after the release of these pics, as casting directors looking to fill roles as diverse as “horny girl next door” to “tremendous whore #2” will surely come calling to her agent.
Unfortunately for Emma none of her future job offers will be for an opening in a virile Muslim’s harem, as we prefer our women to be in “burka mode” or “martyr vest mode”. Frankly since Emma is clearly not capable of any sort of modesty the only mode we want to see her in now is “lapidated mode”… And with Great Britain fast becoming Europe’s first caliphate it won’t belong now before Emma has her date with destiny and the righteous stones of justice.
Milla Jovovich took these full frontal nude photos for Purple Magazine. I assume Purple Magazine is a magazine that pretends to be artsy to get hot chicks to pose naked for it. In which Purple Magazine is genius.
Milla Jovovich is obviously excited to be taking these photos. I could hang my coat on her nipples. She better be careful running around naked like that or I might slip her my 5th element.
Milla Jovovich Nude Shows her Ass Fake